どうなっちゃってるの書定の歪 (D┃ natchatteru no kotoshi no natsu, What¨s up with this summer?).

For the past three months, this phrase was pretty much the standard icebreaker among friends, colleagues and family all over the archipelago. The summer of 2018 is one for the books ! busting meteorological records, wreaking havoc and devastating entire regions along the coast of western Japan.

To tally up, there was 廉晩云裟嚏 (nishi-Nihon g┃u, heavy rain in western Japan) followed by �頂���の菩さ (saigaiky┗ no atsusa, catastrophic heat) and a total of 23 typhoons, nine of which occurred in August. Most recently, there was the 臼今祇仇寳 (Hokkaid┃ jishin, Hokkaido earthquake), accompanied by epic 輿桧�頂� (doshasaigai, mudslides) that even caused a mountain to collapse by several hundred meters. Politicians and celebrities repeatedly intoned: 瓜�弔気譴申圓気泙撲弔茲蠅�孜やみ賦し貧げます(Hisai sareta mina-sama ni kokoro yori o-kuyami m┃shi-agemasu, I offer my deepest condolences to all the victims).